The robot-cleaner

Is there mud on the rug?

My vision is blurry

But if it’s mud I see

I’ll need some kind of drug!

The scientists say I’m spherical

Some people say I’m poetical

But you know what? I’m HYSTERICAL!

I do not tolerate any kind of mess

I like it when everything is in order.

I’m sorry, do I look like an amateur?

Get out of my way, that’s the end of recess.

All I need is a plug

And electricity

And for a modest fee

Let me vacuum this bug.

I am the new robot

Yes! The one you just bought!

I vacuum, I vacuum

Even in the bathroom.

You think I am clever

Well, for once you are right.

When you’ll turn off the light

The planet I’ll conquer.

The scientists say I’m spherical

Some people say I’m poetical

But you know what? I’m HYSTERICAL!

All I need is a plug

And electricity

All I need is a plug

And then you’ll see… You’ll see…